One day I decided to become a 'para-trained' Royal Marine ☀️❤️👊
A place on a para course at Brize Norton was supposed to be so hard to get in the marines - it wasn't. I just phoned up and asked ...
They put me in the guardroom on the night before the course, ticking blokes' names off as they arrived, so I put my buddy's name down for a para course as well ...
They said jumping out of a balloon is terrifying, so I jumped out first ...
They said only shout '1000 ... 2000 ...' so I shouted 'GERONIMOOOOO!!!!'
They said jumping from a Hercules is frightening, so I got on last ... so I could jump out first.
The moral of the story is don't be a pussy, stop listening to other people and start living! 😉
#royalmarines #parachuteregiment #paratroopers #parachutecourse #onelife
HAPPY NEW YEAR - thank you for YOUR support you MASSIVE legends! Love Chris & Louie AKA Oceans ELITE 🏴 AKA The Swedish Vikings 🇸🇪👊♥️
We are Oceans ELITE … recovering ex-forces rowing the Atlantic to shine a light for struggling veterans and support for bereaved service children - 40% of whom have lost a parent to suicide.
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HOW TO ADAPT, OVERCOME & SURVIVE TO THRIVE 👊
1) BE PRESENT - THE PAST DOESN'T EXIST! ☀️
2) NEVER PLAY THE VICTIM CARD - TOUGH LESSONS CREATE MASSIVE LEGENDS! ❤️
3) TAKE ACTION - THE UNIVERSE WILL GIVE YOU BACK TENFOLD! 🔥
4) WAKE UP EARLY - YOU CAN'T SLEEP YOUR WAY TO LEGENDSVILLE! 👏
5) WALK, JOG OR CYCLE AROUND THE BLOCK OR SWIM 10 LENGTHS - LEGENDS NEED SEROTONIN & DMT! 👊
6) HOT SHOWER/COLD SHOWER - LEGENDS NEED TO GET WET AND COLD AS WE DID IN THE NATURE! 👌
7) GREENS FOR LUNCH (PINT OF VEGGIES & SUPERGREENS EVEN BETTER) - LEGENDS NEED A PH BALANCE OF 7.25! 🏝
8) SHUT OUT THE ENDLESS NOISE (MEDITATE, LISTEN TO MUSIC, ETC) - LEGENDS NEED QUIET TIME TO CONNECT WITH THE UNIVERSE, I.E. THEMSELF! 🦘
9) BE KIND AND GENEROUS - ONLY PUT OUT THE ENERGY YOU WANT TO RECEIVE! ❤️
10) TURN OFF THE NEWS & SOAPS - YOU CAN'T GET TO HAPPINESS BY BY WALLOWING IN BRAINWASHING AND MISERY! 🙏
11) ALCOHOL - KNOW WHEN TO QUIT, QUIT WHEN YOU KNOW 😉
12) BE YOU - ...
Okay legends - we're meeting at 7pm tonight for a chat and to cover bushcraft stuff too! https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82430015780
