One day I decided to become a 'para-trained' Royal Marine ☀️❤️👊
A place on a para course at Brize Norton was supposed to be so hard to get in the marines - it wasn't. I just phoned up and asked ...
They put me in the guardroom on the night before the course, ticking blokes' names off as they arrived, so I put my buddy's name down for a para course as well ...
They said jumping out of a balloon is terrifying, so I jumped out first ...
They said only shout '1000 ... 2000 ...' so I shouted 'GERONIMOOOOO!!!!'
They said jumping from a Hercules is frightening, so I got on last ... so I could jump out first.
The moral of the story is don't be a pussy, stop listening to other people and start living! 😉
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